Snakes and spiders and bears oh no!
“Last year I went backpacking and I needed to take a shit. I started digging the hole (because that's what you're supposed to do when you shit in the middle of nowhere) and I UNEARTHED A FUCKING SNAKE. I ran away screaming and then cried into a friend's arms.”
“I got my first period while camping. Thankfully I was staying in an RV so there was a toilet, but I had no supplies as I was not prepared. I was absolutely terrified that a bear would somehow smell me and come eat me.”